Boring Reindeer

Boring Reindeer had a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

Boring Reindeer desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a funny operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be wonderful. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Boring Reindeer searched for a bottle of wine to share. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Boring Reindeer craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Reindeer had a computer that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Boring Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.