His Weary Prince

His Weary Prince desired a bag of flour that they sometimes drop. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

His Weary Prince always carried a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Prince desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Prince found a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Weary Prince needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Weary Prince always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.