The Troubled Poodle

The Troubled Poodle always had with them a hat to sit and look at. This seems to be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Poodle wanted a cucumber that they would throw. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Poodle desired a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Troubled Poodle needed a cup that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

The Troubled Poodle desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Poodle needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was fun. A rubber chicken being the chosen thing.