A Bewildered Poodle

A Bewildered Poodle wanted a can of Tango to break. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Poodle desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Poodle found a CD player that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Poodle always carried a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It would be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

A Bewildered Poodle always carried a helmet that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

A Bewildered Poodle desperately desired a rubber johnny to share. It might have been a strange thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.