A Stupid Poodle

A Stupid Poodle owned a stretchman that they would share. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

A Stupid Poodle owned a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It should be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A sword is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Poodle always carried a pint of beer that they would share. It should be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Poodle often carried a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny idea, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Poodle needed a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Stupid Poodle desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.