A Fat Bird

A Fat Bird desperately needed a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. A computer was the chosen item.

A Fat Bird desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Fat Bird needed a stapler that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Bird desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. It was a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Fat Bird desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Fat Bird desperately looked for a sword to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.