The Stupid Baby

The Stupid Baby found a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was stunning. A bag of poop is the item to select.

The Stupid Baby always carried a sponge that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

The Stupid Baby craved for a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baby desperately desired a piece of paper that they would demolish. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is stunning. A piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Baby needed a toilet brush to put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Baby desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.